I take a seat right at my desk, and open a new window like a Coldplay CD in the trash I'm right where I belong Messaging girls all goddamn day and getting to their heads I'm wrapped up in my alter ego, I can't stop, I just can't She says she wants to meet, the perfect opportunity to say, "this is my address" but it's an Arbie's I'll watch her from my car and start texting her some more and say, "get me some curly fries" then leave the scene Try to catch me if you can, no one can catch the Catfishman Try to catch me if you can, no one can catch me The cops will chase me til the end, but I'm always two steps ahead. I'm running low on funds so I revive and old disguise and get some creepy guy to paypal me $900 to skype Now here's the defect to my agenda, here's where I battle my greatest foe: Love I tried hunting down the love of my life I messaged her on 20 accounts but got no reply Snooped around and the cops were examining her place I don't know what happened but the evidence points to me They think it's me and I have no place to hide but I can't stop until I'm satisfied I'm never satisfied They have me rubbing magnets all over my laptop but this chase isn't going to make me stop I need a quick fix, I need to feel power I need to waste the time of some busy single mom I need a new plan to sink me to new lows I can only sink lower Try to catch me if you can, no one can catch the Catfishman Try to catch me if you can, no one can catch me. fin.

He'll flash opportunity in your face says, "DON'T MISS THIS THAT'S A MISTAKE" but before doing business you should bring some mace or ^%* *#^$@'s gonna put you in your place "TAKE THEM OFF OR LEAVE" fumed he screams, "TAKE THEM OFF OR LEAVE" Spice things up if you want help from me If you want to make it big I'll have to be your queeen "TAKE THEM OFF OR LEAVE" fumed he screams, "TAKE THEM OFF OR LEAVE" This is gonna be big, global if you take off your shirt It's an investment, but don't let him borrow your credit card He almost got me too, before he ran off to Kalamazoo You're feeling woozy but you're feeling great, cuz $@%@^ @$@@^ slipped something in your drink!

That's my name tattooed on your aunt's ankle That's my song playing behind you while you shop After this deal with Apple I'll sneak my way onto your phone If I'm everywhere at once I must be God What are you complaining about? I gave you a lifetime of peace for free Your pulse should throb with joy, my voice should fill the void If I'm everywhere at once I must be God She says, "please let me eat my lunch in peace without your Songs of Innocence interrupting me" How selfish can you be? I tried to set your spirit free! There's something about your tone that bothers me You treat me like a smug celebrity I'm bigger than that, I'm more than just wealthy I'm being what I've been put here to be I wear these shades to intimidate, these rings to push around God can feel insecure as well Don't underestimate the capabilities of these hands a single CLAP can kill an African What are you complaining about? I gave you a lifetime of peace for free Your pulse should throb with joy, my voice should fill the void If I'm everywhere at once I must be Ga--------ah-ah------ahd

Goddamn it Ed there you go again Yelling at me while wipe your ass You never had a nice thought in your head Some crippled old men are just better off dead You're in need of constant assistance You can't walk or breathe on your own You complain with constant persistence to anyone helping you out Goddamn it Ed, there you go again Yelling at me while I make your bed, chew your food and give you sponge baths nothing pleases your miserable ass You made a fortune from the government but threw every cent at Stacy She'd never take you in like I did How are you even alive? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE FEED YOUR FUCKING SELF I'VE PUT UP WITH THIS LONG ENOUGH, I'VE PULLED ALL MY HAIRS OUT YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN, GOOD LUCK WALKING DOWN THE PORCH HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE You made a fortune from the government but threw every cent at Stacy She'd never take you in like I did

I'm not at fault, let my parents take the heat My frantic impudence is due to the way that they raised me my life wasn't easy Prison wasn't meant for people with my disease an afluenzic boy who killed a family have some sympathy So judge please show some mercy towards me probation is a little rough why don't you let me free I've had such a hard life being so rich and white I've never had a spanking in my entire life it's amazing I'm alive KACHOW

If you want someone to disappear and magic won't just help you here, there's a number you can call for peace of mind Because there's never been a conscience here because money talks and so does fear If you think your life is worth a lot, it's not 'Cause I'll burn you down, I'll burn you down and I won't stop until your bones are on the ground so keep your mouth shut Because I'm not afraid of the holy ghost, if there is a hell I'd be glad to roast because anything is better than this misery called Earth What's your alibi?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 'Cause I'll burn you down, I'll burn you down and I won't stop until your teeth are on the ground so keep your mouth shut or I'll have your throat cut 'Cause I'll burn you down, I'll burn you down and I won't stop until your eyes are on the ground Did you want it fast, or nice and slow? If you don't tell me how was I supposed to know? So keep your mouth shut or I'll have your throat cut

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you